The three biggest liars in the Republican primaries were Ben Carson, Donald Trump and you. The most honest candidates were Jeb Bush and John Kasich. I would ;like it if you lost and you probably will. Since you are a liar and a weasel you could use your skills to win by actually telling the truth. Yes Ted, even in Texas with its depraved Republican base, the truth will work. Lindsey Graham told the truth when he compared you are Trump to poison and it didn't hurt him with the voters.
If you want to save your cushy job, lambaste Trump. Weasels turn on people when they least expect it. When you failed to defend your father's honor and your wife's honor it became very clear that you were Trump's cuckold same as Trump is Putin's cuckold.
I understand that the orange menace will be coming to Texas t campaign for you. We know that you don't care about your family's honor, or America's honor but you do care about your job as an errand boy. Trump will do you more harm than good. It's a win win for America. If you lose it's a win because there will be one less weasel in the senate and if you denounce Trump and win it will demoralize the racists, Nazis and other "deplorables" who comprise 80% the GOP base. The other 20% are profoundly stupid.
Include the following your speech after Trumpel Thinskin speaks.
Hillary Clinton was wrong when she said 50% of you are deplorable. It's more like 80%. I don't want your votes and as the Senator from Texas I won't be representing any Trump supporters. In fact, I will being doing what I can to make your lives hell.
Conald Trump disparaged my wife and unfortunately I acted like a complete snowflake and cuck and I did not defend her the way a real man should.... Well... I have decided to man up like I should have during the 2016 primaries. Then I should have stepped across the stage and knocked the crap out of Conald on behalf of my wife Heidi, Carly Fiorina and all women of the world.
Then Conald lied and said my father had JFK assassinated. I should have stepped across the stage and knocked the crap out of Conald. for every son who loves his father.
I don't cheat on my wife in spite of not being a good husband. I could learn a lesson from president Obama of how to treat women but i could never be the man whore that Conald is.
Sure, I'm a liar. If fact my lying puts Newt Gingrich's lying to shame but I am not a traitor. Conald is
Sure, I'm a hypocrite when it comes to women but I would never grab women by the pussy and cheat on my wife.
Now I am going to tell the truth about immigration. Unlike Cubans, Mexicans an South Americans are good moral people. America is better for having them here. They help make America great. And you morons who think a wall will keep workers out you are beyond uneducated. You are a special kind of stupid.
You see this MAGA hat? It is also a lie. America has always been great. Conald can't name a country that's better and neither can any of you Trumpanzees. The only countries that are better than the US are the socialist ones but you Trumpanzees are to stupid to know that.
Fellow Texans, recently I had a come to Jesus moment. The Catholics would call in an epiphany and the Buddhists would call it zen. From now on, I will not lie. From now on I will support good people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and I will apologize to Justice Ginsberg for the horrible lies I have told about her.
Folks, I am still a scumbag but I want to get right with God because as it stands now, I have a one way ticket on the hell train as do most of you. If I continue being the scumbag that I am in this life, eternal damnation is my fate. I'm nearly as bad as Mike Huckabee. I hope my kids don't turn out like his.
I will strive to make my family like the Obamas and the Clintons. Let's be honest about it, Republicans raise bad kids. I owe it to my family and to America to be a better man. If you vote for me now you will be voting for a patriot and a progressive who will always put country before party.
With all the humility and slime like me can muster, I ask for your vote so that I may serve the good people and only the good people of Texas.
